Anybody need a dog...human...ok, part dog, part human....thing?
Isn't she beautiful? She may need a new home very soon....
Note to self (or new owner) - NEVER (ever!) think everything will be ok 'just for the little bit' while you are gone. Nothing is safe. We had a box of brownies and 20 peanut butter cookies that can testify to that.
Last night we loaded the fam up in the car to run to my parents house really quick. 'Run' and 'really quick' being the key words to that sentence. We really weren't gone that long when we returned to find this....

And don't put anything past Marley Sterling...circled below would be Alexie's plate and fork from dinner (YES, she gets in the sink too!). I could tell you that we ate really fast and threw our plates in the sink while we 'ran' to my parents with every intention of doing the dishes later...but those dishes are still there as I type. I know...just keeping it real. 
If you are interested, she is a very smart dog! She moves the trash can and literally pushes the foot pedal to open the lid...told you she was smart! And then proceeds to get whatever it is she wants out of the trash. So, let me know if you are interested. Just don't tell Husband...technically this is his pooch, and he might be interested in knowing I am trying to get rid of her I want to bless one of you with the perfect pet!! So, shhhh!
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While we're on the topic of strange stuff....Evidently this is the new way to eat your lunchable if you are two (well, she was two at the time!)...

Well, at least it keeps things interesting. So, who needs a dog? We'll start the biding at 0 comments....BEGIN!!
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Tuesday, January 12, 2010
Marley for sale
Written by The Drama Mama on Tuesday, January 12, 2010
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14 comment(s):
if you want me to pee in my paints great way to start odff my day . and wonderful advertizing skills there sista. sure like to know how many bites you get .. may need a little more positive words to sale that sucker ya think!!!!!! or the clients will run run run .. lol ...
goptta love your talented child that was unique should sent that to teh funniest viedo and winn soem money $$$$$$.. hugs
That is so funny. I have one of those Sterlings @ home too. His name is Pee Wee. {:) And such a talented kid.
Too funny LOL. Stop by sometime.
Blessings,
Shannon
Oh My Goodness! If it makes you feel any better, Mike left a bag of trash sitting at the back door last night, and today it is all over the back yard. Basco evidently had a ball!
And Ky is very talented with her crackers! How hilarious is that!?
The dog I will pass on for sure but I sure will take that toe eating cutie in a heartbeat!
Oh no! Haha we just got rid of our 2 dogs for that very reason...I couldnt handle the mess on top of a baby! Oh and our chewed up baseboards didnt help!
That is too funny how she eats the lunchables! And at least the dog is beautiful, even if it's a trouble maker!
She's a gorgeous dog, but I already have a couple who would give Sterling a run for her money! Last night it was an entire pork roast off the kitchen counter :/
Might I suggest crating while you are gone, it will be one of the best things you ever did.
Oh my gracious, I would have died if I walked in on that...ha! She sure is a cute, smart mess!
Oh girl! I can't help but laugh...sorry! But I've so been there...over and over! I have to admit the crate is the best thing we've done. It sure saves a lot of clean up!
LOL! Bless your heart! Now I'm sorry but thats just pure talent with the crackers....You should be proud...LOL
That's HILARIOUS! Both of them...
We have a human/dog at our house, too. Tucker can unlock cabinets with the child lock thing on the INSIDE of the cabinet. We've learned to Tucker-proof everything in our house, no matter how long (or short) we're going to be gone. Our final lesson was when we came home to an open oven where he had eaten all of the cinnimon sugar almonds I had in there cooling. Crazy! If only he'd thought to close it back...we might have thought we'd gone insane. ha! :-)
sterling is a hot mess! sorry for the trouble she's caused! we went through those days when we had a big dog too. :( i've heard it's just a puppy thing but i guess not?!? ;) you can't leave her outside when you leave?
Bless It!! A friend ran across your blog and thought of me. I have a three year old Weim named Khan. I consider him my fourth child. If we lived closer I would take you up on your offer!-Grin. Good Luck! I have been told that Khan is not a "typical" Weim. He is very calm and under control!? Luck of the pick I guess. Need any help I'm here.
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